Tuesday, June 26, 2007

Inside the Actors...err...Developers Studio

So, I did a few posts over at the playstation blog. Well actually I answered some questions for one, and then wrote up a little diddy for the other. There was a little hub-bub about the first post, which was the inspirations for me to write the second. (Though I was always planning a real post) I then saw a posting on Joystiq about the first post, which cracked me up as well as inspired me to write this post. Confused yet? I am.

Anyway, I couldn't sleep tonight, and since I can do pretty much what ever the hell I want over here on this blog, (made clear by my poor grammer) I decided I would write up my own interview with one of the greatest characters on TV. How I imagine it might go if the great JL interviewed me. I am sure none of this is really all that funny, but it's almost 2am and I can't sleep, so right now anything is funny to me.

I did one of these things on my modblog site a looong time ago with Connie Chung. I don't think that one was very funny either.

Be warned, it's a long one and it may not have much to do with games.

(The opening credits roll showing a montage of images moving slowly across the screen. This cross dissolves to a shot of the audience clapping with little enthusiasm. The camera pans over and pushes in to a seated James Lipton.)

Lipton: Welcome all of you wonderful…and devoted…fans of me. We have gathered together today to discuss a topic of which I know very little about, but I am told…by my shows producers…that Mr. Cheech Marin was unable to attend this weeks edition of Inside the Actors Studio…so now we will be sitting down with a…Mr…
(Examines one of the many note cards stacked in front of him)
…Cary Balrog. Oh my…was that you in the Lord of the Rings. I do love those films. Hobbits are such funny people.

The camera pulls back to reveal Cory Barlog sitting in the chair next to James Lipton)

Barlog: Barlog.

Lipton: It’ a funny word too. Hooobbit. Say with me…Hoooobit!
(Lipton lets out a giggle)

Barlog: Yeah it’s a funny word. But it’s Barlog. Cory Barlog.

Lipton: Well I’m sure that doesn’t matter much Mr. Fiery bad guy who killed Gandalf.
(Laughs, mostly for himself)
Well…let’s get right to it, shall we? You’ve…worked on some pretty bad things haven’t you?

Barlog: What? What do you mean?

Lipton: Well I certainly haven’t a clue; it’s just what the note card says.
(Shows the note card to Barlog)
See?

Barlog: Wow, you’re right. Ok. Yeah, I suppose you could say that some of games I have worked on in the past have been less than stellar. I mean, I worked on a game that starred the Insane Clown Posse. Not so sweet.

(Lipton plays to the audience and looks overly shocked and appalled)

Lipton: Yes…not so sweet indeed. I have no idea who this Clown Posse is that you speak of but I am sure that they are, in fact, insane.
(Lipton smiles and looks very proud of himself)
Well let’s talk about your accomplishments, which no doubt must have been substantial, otherwise you wouldn’t sharing the stage with someone of such a monolithic stature…such as myself. You say games, do you?
(Lipton sits back and ponders for a moment)
Let’s talk about one of your shining achievements, the strongest horse in your stable, the game of chess. Tell me, what was going through your mind when you created that one?

Barlog: What? Chess? I didn’t create chess.

Lipton: Really? It was checkers then?

Barlog: Nope, can’t take credit for checkers either.

Lipton: Othello? Mmmm
(Lipton stares longingly off into space)
…I really do love that play.

Barlog: No.

Lipton: Uno then?

Barlog: No.

Lipton: certainly Hungry Hungry Hippos then?

(Lipton throws his index card in the and exhales dramatically)

Lipton: Well for someone who claims to be the ‘game’ man you certainly haven’t made any games I have heard of.

Barlog: Well I make video games. More to the point console video games for Sony.

Lipton: Well…they make good TV’s, don’t they? A little out my price range, though. The old Zenith works just fine for me, thank you very much. Plus I really don’t believe this whole color thing is going to catch on.
(To the audience)
Just a fad with these kids...with thier rock music...and big pants...and...What was I talking about?

Barlog: You’re probably right. And you were talking about what I worked on.

Lipton: Yes, exactly. Don't tell me what I was talking about. I'm James Lipton. I interviewed Tom Cruise for God's sake. So, Just what is it you have done Mr. Smarty Pants?

Barlog: As you said before, I have had my hands in some products of questionable quality, but more recently I have had the good fortune of working with a very talented group of people on a couple of PS2 games. I was the animation lead on God of War...

(Lipton gets really excited now)
Lipton: Oh yes...Gears of War, I have heard of that one. So you're that cliffyb then?

Barlog: No, I'm not cliffyb, he is far more photogenic than I am. Gears is a pretty fun game though. I worked on God of War. Anyway, after doing animation on God of War 1 I got offered to take over the directing job for David Jaffe (the series creator) on God of War 2.

Lipton: What a clever title. Did you come up with that by yourself?

Barlog: No, there were a few of us who worked on that one.

Lipton: I wouldn’t doubt it…
(Litpon take a dramatic pause)
…and what is this God of War about?

Barlog: It’s the story of Spartan warrior who takes on the Gods of Olympus to exact revenge for the torment they have put him through his entire life.

Lipton: I was once offered the part of Spartan warrior. It was long time ago, in an off Broadway production of 301. It was story about the Spartan who got food poisoning the night before the Persian invasion...and missed out on the whole battle. It would have been wonderful.
(Lipton takes a beat)
I…would have been wonderful.
(To the audience)
Wouldn’t I have minions?

(A deafening silence rings throughout the room)

Barlog: I would see that.

Lipton: Yes, I know you. So now you are a director? You were once a lowly animator, an now a great director?

Barlog: Well I wouldn’t say animators are lowly. I loved being an animator; in fact I still kind of miss animating.

Lipton: And yet you are a director now? Odd, isn’t it?

Barlog: No, not really. I am also very far from being a great director. Like 3000 miles to Graceland, far. Like really far. I have a long way to go before I can even be called an ‘average’ director.

Lipton: Kevin Costner.
(Lipton takes a dramatic pause)

Barlog: Yeah, Tin Cup was pretty good too.

Lipton: Indeed. He once sat on this stage with me. He is a great man. I mean anyone whose films average 3 hours has to be a great man, isn’t that right class?
So tell me, what was it like directing this war game?

Barlog: It’s actually a third person action adventure game, but that doesn’t really matter. It was a pretty tough ride for the first year, since I really had no fuicking clue what it is I was doing. But I had a very good and very patient team, so I finally got into the swing of it.

(Liptons’ eyes glaze over as he sits with a somewhat demonic grin on his face)

Lipton: FASCINATING!!! That reminds me of when I scaled the great pyramids of Giza. When I reached the summit, considerably out of breath because I had a big lunch the day before, I had visions of a great society. My mind touched the stars and I imagined a society of people who built fantastic monuments in glory of themselves, much like this great monument I have constructed to honor me. My desk of supreme power…
(Taps his 35 dollar Ikea desk)
…and minions…whom I berate often...and order to do my bidding.
(Lipton motions to the audience)
Thank you, minions. Your dedication to this cause will not go unrewarded, when the end time comes, you will be spared.
(Back to Barlog)
Have you…ever…built a monument to yourself?

Barlog: Uhhh…a monument to myself? I think I once built a diorama of the Taj Mahal out of sugar cubes for history class. I thought I would be really good at it, you know? I mean I was in art classe4s, I liked to draw. But man it was a pretty sad state. I think I got a ‘C’ on it. Of course that may have been due to the fact that I added a few features onto the Taj Mahal that were not included in the original plans. I thought it wouldbe cool if it were even bigger. That, and we didn't have the internet and I completely slacked off and forgot to check out the books I needed. I had to pretty much wing it.

Lipton: Wonderful! Such a poignant and yet altogether pointless answer to such a serious and well thought out question. I can see why the media very rarely takes people in your field seriously.
(To the audience)
If I made cd’s for a living I certainly would think a little harder before answering questions, isn’t right minions?

(A few forced claps)

Barlog: Games.

(Litpon looks confused)
Lipton: What?

Barlog: Games. I make video games for a living. Some of them come on CD’s, but now they mostly come on DVD’s. Some are even coming out on blu-ray now.

(Long beat)

Lipton: I’m sorry I wasn’t listening. I was thinking about this wonderful macaroni I had earlier today. Macaroni and cheese I believe it was called…have ever had it? It’s WONDERFUL!!!

Barlog: Yeah, I dig on the mac and cheese. I haven’t had it in a while, but I can get down with it. Maybe we should talk about the games a bit more? I wouldn't mind talking about God of War:Chains of Olympus, or maybe even the other project I am working on now. We haven’t announced it yet, but I figured I would just tell you what it is…it’s…

Lipton: (Laughs) I am certain I would not be interested in that. In fact it appears those 4 double bourbons I had before the show seem to be catching up with me, so it seems our time is up.

Barlog: What that’s it? You not even going to ask me my favorite swear word or anything?

Lipton: No. Those questions are reserved for the ‘real’ famous people…like Mr. Cheech Marin…an actor extraordinary range and accomplishment. A performer with more talent in the left half of his moustache than I am sure you have…in your entire body.

Barlog: yeah, he is pretty good.

Lipton: So good night Mr. CD maker…
(Lipton plays to the camera)
…and until next time…remember that if you don’t see the brilliance that is me…then you are obviously totally blind. Be good to yourselves.

(The camera pulls back as the end credits play)

And there you have it.

God, I need to get a life. It really is amazing that I am employed.

45 comments:

elegantloli said...

Anonymous said...

damn your a nerd :)

mike

Zodiak said...
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Zodiak said...

lol brilliant stuff there Cory. That Lipton Tea guy is a dick.lol.

(had to delete last post for this idea)

Could of ended it with Kratos jumping from the cheap seats of the audience and taking Lipton's head off with his blades and of course you giving a cheap plug of the new PSP game lol. I'm sure the ratings would have been spectacular. :)

-Z

thecapps said...

Wow, you must be really bored, or really slap happy from working too much. One of the two. Enjoyed your post on the Playstation Blog.

Anonymous said...

OH FUCK! LOL!

I laughed! Ha... Well done, man! That was really funny...

Anonymous said...

well, I'm glad I followed your subtle trail over from the playstation blog. maybe it's just the fact that I've been awake for (checks time) 25 hours, but you're sleep deprivated humour tickles me.
Did you direct the new PSP game while in such a state? 'cos if so then it may be worth buying a psp for. That and the GPS of course.
oh, and thanks for the King of Kong tip... I think I'll have to go look up the all-time highest Galaga score now.

Anonymous said...

What the fuck, shouldn't you be working on God of War 3...GET ON IT!

Anonymous said...

^ Lol. It seems every single person including Jaffe himself on the world wants GoWIII. So stop teasing us with "unannounced project" because we want to kill Zeus, and we want to do it now!!

Samuel Coelho said...

Hey "Jaffe" (lol), sometimes we need to refresh our minds doing something that is not so common to our usual routine :). We must give to our brain some time to process and archive all the information that we are giving to it daily as "food" so, it is good to free our heap memory often by resting a little bit!! :P

Samuel Coelho said...

Hey Cory, check your MySpace Inbox sometime. There are some digital spiderwebs in your profile there :P

Unknown said...

damn cory ...

i love you.

Iván R. González said...

Man, you are great :_D

Anonymous said...

haha that was pretty funny. and your a dick for the announcin the PS3 game part lol

Anonymous said...

hilarious corey

Tapion440 said...

"Just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber, you go and do something like this...and totally redeem yourself!"

Haven't had internet for the past 2 months or so...but wow:

"I interviewed Tom Cruise for God's sake."

Irony!? NO? Well whatever. Maybe now that you don't have 4,000 replies to your blog, my reply won't get lost in the...sea of...replies :|

Finally started playing Shadow of the Colossus and hot damn if that game doesn't kick ass. Hotel Dusk is pretty sweet too.

I hate not having internet. I have to come to this place that they call a...library or something, I don't know, there's a lot of old people behind the desk. Anyway, the Connie Chung post was in response to me question about how you got into the gaming industry but I must admit, this post was rather useless...and I now feel Dumberer for reading it. (Huh!? Did you see what I did? NO? ok)

*wishing refried beans would stick to his armpits*

-tapion440

Sean O'Keefe said...

Pretty entertaining fantasy. Insane to play back in the membrane. I'm going to sleep now.

Sean O'Keefe said...

Before I do, however, I'd like to contribute to the topic Eric brought up. I saw that 1080p thing mentioned on 1up. Technical improbability aside, I don't see any advantage in putting such high-res visuals on such a small screen. You'd hardly notice the difference. So there's my two cents.

Unknown said...

lol, that was entertaining

Anonymous said...

eric, he was joking about the 1080p on PSP.
Awesome blog.

Sadeq said...

u make me giggle

Anonymous said...

hey guys

i was thinking :) kratos wants his family back!!! and now he even defeated zeus ( although not killed him ) so why the hell doesn't think about going to hades himself and bring them back!!!

mike

Anonymous said...

You sure it was not Will Ferrell dressed up like Lipton in the SNL skits he did?

Very funny.

Anonymous said...

Hello Cory, I'm Marco, one of responsibles for the GOW3 video from EGM's challenge here in Brazil. I just saw your post here today, sorry about that. So, you can talk to us by my e-mail: at.marco@uol.com.br

Thanks for your attention,
Marco and Carol.

Nick Vona said...

Damn straight animators aren't lowly...

Samuel Coelho said...

"hey guys

i was thinking :) kratos wants his family back!!! and now he even defeated zeus ( although not killed him ) so why the hell doesn't think about going to hades himself and bring them back!!!
"

mike"

hm... maybe that would be great but I'm not so sure about the existence of a match between God of War and happy endings...

Samuel Coelho said...

Well, but he could at least try to bring them back, who knows...

Anonymous said...

yeah i mean who can stop kratos right???

mike

Anonymous said...

but another plotpoint i can think of is that his wife and child are an illusion, created by gaia and the other titans. i mean are the titans really his friends or just using him!!!

ah well i just cleared resident evil 4 :) great game.

mike

Anonymous said...

sweet interview, harold.

or is it kumar?

Tapion440 said...

Cory, would you care to comment on the rumors that you're sleeping with Angelina Jolie?

*stirring up the rumor mill*

-tapion440

Anonymous said...

I've hear some rumors about a flying dog crossing the skies of LA this morning...

dbarlog03 said...

freakin nerd but we still play your games. hi cuz

Anonymous said...

Hey Cory, you've got to see this if you haven't already:

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/386958

It's a translation of the God Of War 2 theme. Pretty funny stuff.

Samuel Coelho said...

lol, I love those crazy things!! ^^

Hey Cory, are you alive?? o.O
hehehe... I think you're working a little bit more than normal huh?? Like 20 hours per day... Well, we'll see if its true by the look of your face in your next interview :P

Cheers!!

Samuel Coelho said...

Man... I dont even know if the things that I write are syntatically correct . I must begin to study some English grammar book ASAP!! >:(

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review: ninja gaiden sigma.

ninja gaiden sigma on ps3 is a great game!!! and certainly the best version of the 3. however there also where some little minors, like they took out the CG intro :( i found that 1 big mistake, as that CG was really a good mood setter for the game! also the scarab 50 reward isn't as rewarding like in the previous xbox versions. in the old xbox version when you got 50 scarabs, you got the classic ninja gaidens, and in ninja gaiden black you earnd the classic arcade ninja gaiden. this time around you will get the plasma saber :( and they took OUT the classics!!! i mean what the fuck where they thinking. also you cannot watch the CG movies in the menu's anymore! that all said ninja gaiden sigma is still 1 of the greatest action games arround. and i reccomend it to all people! GO BUY IT. the game really looks amazing! it runs on 60 fps and 1080p. there are also 3 new rachel chapters. and there are also new boss battles like doku in the beginning, when he took the dark dragon blade. only a CG before! and the online score system is a really cool extra. so again GO BUY IT!!!

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GAMEPLAY: 9.5

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Devin Greer said...

Cory, I saw this video and laughed my ass off. As director of God Of War II, I'm sure this thing will be fucking hilarious to you. Please take the time to watch it and tell me what you think.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view
/386958

-Devin Greer

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芮孟的財產估計av女優達六億五千萬英鎊成人影片(台a片av女優情色近四成人百億),由於他名下事業大多分布在倫敦夜生色情a片色情區蘇活區sex,因此擁有「蘇成人網站情色之王」的稱號。
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他的公司「保羅芮成人影片孟集團」旗下發a片行多種情色雜誌,包括「Raavdvdzzle」、情色電影「男性世界」以及「Mayfair」。色情影片


芮孟本名傑福瑞.安東尼.奎恩,父親色情為搬運承包商。芮孟av成人光碟五歲離開學校,矢言要在表演事業留名,起先表演讀av心術,後來成為巡迴歌舞雜耍表演的製作人。


許多評a片下載論家認為,他把情色情色電影表演帶進主流社會成人電影,一九五九年主成人網站持破情色視訊天荒的脫衣舞表演,後來更靠著在蘇活部落格區與倫敦色情西區開發房地產賺得大筆財富。

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有人形成人電影容芮孟是英國的海夫納,地位AV片等同美國的「花花公子」創辦人海夫納。